Itchy Balls

A midget walks into the doctors and says:

- Doc, I've got these fucking itchy balls and I can't do anything to stop 'em itching.

The Doc says:

- I can see the problem and I'll fix it for ya. So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget to close his eyes. The midget hears snip, snip snip noises for about 5 minutes.

The doc finishes and says:

- How's that?

The midget says:

- Fucking brilliant, what did you do?

The Doc says:

- I trimmed back your high boots

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