A Dyslexic Nurse

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny:

- She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards - said one doctor.

- Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.

- He nearly died on us! - The second doctor said.

- That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!

Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall:

- Oh my God! - said the first doctor.

- I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!