This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know whatto do. He's fumbling around for a while, but finally his wife gets fed upand says, "Jeb, ya big idiot! Yer s'pposed to take that thing you playwith and put it where I pee!"...

So he got his bowling bowl and threw it in the outhouse!