Two Dwarfs and Two Hookers

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.

The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has to listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting:

- One, two three, uhh... one, two three, uhh...

In the morning, the second dwarf says to the first dwarf:

- So how was it?

The first dwarf says:

- It sucked. I couldn't get a hard-on all night.

The second dwarf says:

- You think that's bad? I couldn't even get up on the fucking bed.