Six Dozen Roses

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor to chit chat the afternoon away. She walked in and said, "My god, you look so depressed."

She said, "You bet I am, look what my damn husband sent me... six dozen roses. Now you know what that means? I'm going to have to spend this whole weekend on my back with my legs spread."

"Now that's really silly, why don't you use a vase?"