Soft and Hard

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.

As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says:

- Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.

She replies:

- If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436.