An Airman's Knee Problem

There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Air Force doctors and one Air Force nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation. The first doctor said:

- We'll just take a big hunk off the end.

They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.

The second doctor said:

- We'll just take a big hunk out of the middle of it.

They discussed this, and decided it would change the texture and feel of it.

The third doctor said:

- We'll just take a big hunk off the base of it.

They discussed this, too, and agreed that it might give him erection problems.

The doctors heard a sniffling, and looked over at the nurse who had tears running down her cheeks. The nurse cried:

- Can't we just make his legs longer?