Questions And Answers

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
→ Slow down and use a lubricant.

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
→ Money.

What's the difference between your wife and your job?
→ After five years your job will still suck.

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
→ It's not hard.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
→ The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
→ She is the one who can eat the last donut!

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
→ One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year!

Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
→ Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.