A Multicolored Baby

A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out pops a little black head.

- There was this black guy once - she said to the midwife. Then she screamed again and out pops a yellow body.

- That must be the Chinese guy I slept with - she said. Then one more scream and the baby's white legs were born.

- Ah - that was the husbands bit - she said.

The doctor held up the multicolored baby and gave it a slap, then baby started crying. The woman looked at the doctor & said:

- Thank fuck for that, I thought it was going to bark !!!