Bear In The Woods

Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear walked out into the clearing no more than 50 feet in front of them.

The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes, then began to furiously attempt to lace them up as the bear slowly approached them. The second man looked at the first, confused, and said:

- What are you doing? Running shoes aren't going to help, you can't outrun that bear.

- I don't need to - said the first man. I just need to outrun you.