The Jigsaw Puzzle

Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. Murphy says:

- Paddy,

- I've got a problem.

- What's the matter? - replies Paddy.

- Oi've bought a jigsaw and it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together, and I can't find any edges.

- What's the picture of? - asks Paddy.

- It's of a big cockerel - Murphy replies.

Paddy says:

- Alroight, Murphy, Oi'll come over and have a look.

He gets to Murphy's house and Murphy opens the door.

- Oh thanks for coming Paddy.

He leads Paddy into the kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table.

Paddy looks at the jigsaw, then turns to Murphy and says:

- For God's sake Murphy, put the cornflakes back in the packet.