Slow Month At The Bar

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other:

- Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking arse.

Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language.

- That's okay - the blonde replied,

- If I don't sell more arse this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car.