The Mortician's Assistant

The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and was aproached by his assistant.

"Anything interesting happen over-night", asked the mortitian.

"Yes", replied the assistant, "The most gorgeous 18 year-old blond came in last night. Dead of course"

"What was the cause of death", enquired the mortition.

"I'm not sure", replied the assistant. "But she's got a Prawn stuck up her cunt!"

"Are you sure?", said the Mortitian.

"Yes, come and have a look for yourself", said the assistant opening the body bag.

The mortitian closely examined the beautifuly trimmed snatch.

"That's not a prawn you stupid wanker", he responded, "That's her clitoris"

"Are you sure?", said the assisitant, "'Cuz it certainly tasted like a prawn".