Tattoo Portraits

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks:

- Do you do custom work?

- Why of course!

- Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh.

- No problem - says the artist - Strip from the waist down and get up on the table.

After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes.

The woman sits up and examines the tattoos.

- That doesn't look like them! - she complains loudly.

- Oh yes it does - the artist says indignantly - and I can prove it. With that, he runs out of the shop and grabs the first man off the street he can find; it happens to be the town drunk.

- Well, what do you think? - the woman asks, spreading her legs - Do you know who these men are?

The drunk studies the tattoos for a couple of minutes and says:

- I'm not sure who the guys on either side are, but the fellow in the middle is definately Willie Nelson!