Hells Angels And A Nun

Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.

Astonished, one of them says:

- I went to my parents wedding last week and we all got rat-arsed.

Being quick on the uptake the second one says:

- My dad says he will marry my mum next year.

Despite this the Nun stays right where she is.

In desperation the third one says:

- My old man will never ever marry my mum.

The Nun looks up from her food and says:

- Would one of you bastards please pass the salt.