Mrs. Rosenberg Converts

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said:

- Sorry, no room. The hotel is full. The Jewish lady said:

- But your sign says that you have vacancies. The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly:

- You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town... Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeable and said:

- I'll have you know I converted to your religion. The desk clerk said:

- Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was Jesus born?

Mrs. Rosenberg replied:

- He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem.

- Very good - replied the hotel clerk.

- Tell me more.

Mrs. Rosenberg replied:

- He was born in a manger.

- That's right - said the hotel clerk.

- And why was he born in a manger?

Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly:

- Because a jerk like you in the hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!