Ten Children Named LeRoy

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her:

- How many children do you have?

- Ten - she replied.

- What are their names? - he asked.

- LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy - she answered.

- They're all named LeRoy? - he asked.

- What if you want them to come in from playing outside?

- Oh, that's easy - she said.

- I just call 'LeRoy,' and they all come running in.

- And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?

- I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner' - she answered.

- But what if you just want ONE of them to do something? - he asked.

- Oh, that's easy - she said.

- I just use their last name!