A Full English Breakfast

A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says:

- I would like one of your special full English breakfasts.

- No problem. - Comes the greasy little fat girls reply from behind the counter.

- But I want it MY way. - says the man.

- What do you mean your way? - comes the reply.

The man says:

- well, I what the eggs only just about done so they look like I have snotted on them. - he says.

- I want the baked beans done so they are baking hot on the top, and freezing cold on the bottom. I want the bacon stuck to the plate with grease, with more rind than actual bacon. I want fried bread so greasy that the grease trickles in to the snotty egg and beans.

- I dont have the time to do all that! - came the reply from the greasy little fat girl.

- WELL YOU FUCKING HAD TIME YESTERDAY!!!!!!! - came the reply.