Interesting Facts

- If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room

- When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late

- Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it

- A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies

- If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes

- A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep

- Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old

- Super glue is forever

- McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know

- No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water

- Pool filters do not like Jello

- VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do

- Always look in the oven before you turn it on

- The fire department in San Jose has at least a 5 minute response time

- The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy

- It will however make cats dizzy

- Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy