Hurricane Season Christmas

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)
11. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights)
12. Last minute shopping in crowded stores
13. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials"
14. Family coming to stay with you
15. Family and friends from out-of-state calling
16. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities
17. Days off from work
18. Candles

And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas ...

1. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!