Consoling a Friend

A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man.

- Get over it, buddy, - he said:

- It's not the end of the world. - It's all right for you to say, - answered his buddy:

- But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife? The fella ponders for a moment, then says:

- I'd break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass.