Lipshitz Diamond

A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond.

- It happens to be the third most famous diamond in the whole world - she boasted.

- The first is the Hope Diamond, then comes the Kohinoor, and then comes this one, which is called Lipshitz.

- What a diamond!

- How lucky you are!

- Wait, wait, nothing in life is all mazel - said the diamonded lady.

- Unfortunately, with this famous Lipshitz diamond you must take the famous Lipshitz curse!

The ladies buzzed and asked:

- And what's the Lipshitz curse?

- Lipshitz - sighed the lady.