Cheaper Rates

Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery.

- What's the matter? - asked Moody.

- Are you in trouble?

- No! - said Crumm.

- What do you want, then?

- Nothing!

- Then how come you are calling me in the middle of the night? - asked Moody.

- Cause! - said the other redneck.

- the rates is cheaper!