Misspelled Headstone

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

- Holy cow, Mister, - one of them said after catching his breath.

- You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?

- Those fools! - the old man grumbled.

- They misspelled my name!