Parrot On Her Shoulder
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A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder.
- Woman: If you can tell me what kind of animal I have on my shoulder... I'll sleep with you.
- Guy: An alligator?
- Woman: Close enough
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