Vacuum Cleaner Demo

A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area.

- This machine is the best ever - he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor.

The woman says she's really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman says:

- If this machine doesn't remove all the dust completely, I'll lick it off myself.

- Do you want ketchup on it? - she says.

- we're not connected for electricity yet!