Good News Bad News

One day God called the Pope, and he said:

- John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good news. I am tired of all the squabbling between the religions. I have decided there will be only the one true religion.

The Pope was overjoyed and told God how wise his decision was, then asked:

- What's the bad news?

God said the bad news is that I am calling from Salt Lake City.