Walking On Water

Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses:

- I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days.

and Moses says:

- Yeah sure.

So Jesus gets up and says:

- I think I'll walk on the water, that was always a good one.

So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat, steps into the water, and sinks like a stone. Moses drags Jesus back into the boat and revives him. Moses then says:

- What's the problem?

and
Jesus says:

- I think its the holes in my feet!