Mormon Neighbor

When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the man sitting beside her:

- I understand this is the home of the Mormon religion where husbands believe it's OK to have more than one wife.

- That's true - he replied.

- as a matter of fact I happen to be a Mormon myself and have nine wives.

- How disgusting - she said.

- you should be ashamed of yourself, such practices should be against the law and you ought to be hung.

With a slight grin, he just said:

- Yes, mam I am.