Police jokes

One evening this
Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the
Howard County Police.

"Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered the information in the arrest record.

"Disappointing to say the least," the Sergeant replied. "Chateau
Duvalier... 1962... rather thin... not aged well at all."