Nuns on Highway 22
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A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
- Cop: Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?
- Sister: Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65.
- Cop: Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!
- Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful.
At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.
- Cop: Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible.
- Sister: Oh, we just got off of highway 119.
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