Birthday Bra

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shop rather intimidated, but the girls took charge to help him.

- What color? - they asked.

He settled for white.

- How much does it cost? - he asked.

- Twenty dollars.

- Very good - he thought.

All that remained was the size, but he hadn't the faintest idea.

- Now sir, are they the size a pair of melons? Coconuts? Grape fruits? Oranges?

- No - he said - nothing like that.

- Come on, sir, think. There must be something your wife's bust resembles.

He thought long and hard and then looked up and said:

- Have you ever seen a Spaniel's ears?