A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He asks, "What are you doing?"

She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breastsof a 25 year old."

The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?"

She replies, "Frankly dear, your name never came up."