Senior Citizens' Ailments

A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments.

- My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.

- Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee.

- I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.

- My blood pressure pills make my dizzy.

- I guess that's the price we pay for getting old.

- Well, it's not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive.