Nun On The Bus

A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway.

- Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you. - he says.

- I'm sorry but I've given my body to God. - she replies and then leaves.

Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says:

- I know a way you can get her in the sack.

The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon. The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he's going to get some.

The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says:

- Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you.

She replies:

- Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass.

The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever.

After it is over he whips off his outfit and says:

- Surprise I'm the guy on the bus.

With that the nun turns around and says:

- Surprise I'm the bus driver.