Cowboys Excuses

Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship)
From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 17, 1995

• Afraid to play in Super Bowl against anyone but the Bills.
• Distracted by delicious smell of barbecue coming from John Madden's announce booth.
• Trying to make one of Marv Albert's blooper reels.
• Our friends on New York Jets convinced us: "Winning's no big deal."
• Worried sick about Letterman botching the Academy Awards.
• Those big guys on other team kept trying to knock us down.
• Who needs all the pressure of a Super Bowl? Not us, Lonnie!
• What a time to notice, them cheerleader outfits is skimpy!
• Tired of going to Disneyland.