Season Ticket

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.

- Listen to this, - she said. - There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.

- Hmmm, - her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Sarah said:

- Would you swap me for a season ticket?

- Absolutely not, - he said.

- How sweet, - Sarah said. - Tell me why not.

- Season's more than half over, - he said.