Four-Letter Words

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked:

- How was the honeymoon?

- Oh, Mum - she replied.

- The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...

Suddenly she burst out crying.

- But, Mum, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd ever heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Mum!

- Sarah - her mother said.

- calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?

- Please don't make me tell you, Mum - wept the daughter.

- I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!

- Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!

Still sobbing, the bride said:

- Oh, Mum, they were words like dust, wash, iron, cook!