Doctor's Orders

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said:

- Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

- Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

- Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

- If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife:

- What did the doctor say?

- He said you're going to die - she replied.