United Way Donation

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

- Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied:

- First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled:

- Um...no.

- -or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted:

- -or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident - the lawyer's voice rising in indignation.

- leaving her penniless with three children?

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply:

- I had no idea...

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again:

- -so if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?