Smartie And Polo

One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.

Suddenly the pub door swings open and in walks a Humbug.

- Fuck me - shouts Polo, and immediately dives under the table.

- What the fuck are you doing that for? - says Smartie.

- That humbug always gives me a right good kicking whenever I see him, so I'm hiding from him - says Polo.

- You should stand up to him - says Smartie.

- He'll respect you more if you do.

Sure enough, the humbug walks over and gives the Polo a right slap.

- Fuck off you stripy wanker, or I'll knock the fucking shit out of you - says Polo.

- Hey, no problem man, can I buy you a drink? - says Humbug.

- Told you so - says Smartie.

The next night Polo and Smartie are sitting in the pub again, when in walks Humbug with his mate, Tune.

- Fuck me - shouts Polo again diving under the table.

- What the fuck are you doing that for again? - says Smartie.

- I know you said stand up to bullies, but thats Tune - says Polo.

- So what? - says Smartie.

- He's fucking menthol - says Polo.