Vaseline On His Chest

A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposing a heavy coat of chest hair. The gay asked how he came to have so much hair on his chest. He said:

- I put Vaseline on it every night.

That night the gay put Vaseline on his chest and went to bed. His partner George said:

- What in the hell is that?

- It's to grow hair. - he replied.

- Bull shit! - said George.

- If Vaseline grew hair...

I'd have tail a mile long!