Crying On The Bench

An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another old man sits down next to him and says:

- Mister, what's the problem?

The old man wipes the tears from his eyes and explains:

- I've got this beautiful, 35 year old wife, and all she wants to do is make love from the moment I walk in the door till the moment we go to sleep and then when we wake up again.

- So, what the hell is the problem?

- Mister, you don't understand... I forgot where I live!