The Doctor's Office Rendezvous

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked:

- What can I do for you?

The man said:

- Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said:

- There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.

And he then charged them $32.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave.

Finally the doctor asked:

- Just what exactly are you trying to find out?

The old man said:

- We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office.