Three Nuns

Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said:

- I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!

- What did you do? - the other nuns asked.

- Well, of course I threw them in the trash, - she replied.

The second nun said:

- Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!

- Oh my! - gasped the other nuns.

- What did you do? - they asked.

- I poked holes in all of them! - she replied.

The third nun fainted.