Standing Room

Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater.

Rigby rushed up to the box office and said:

- Gimme two tickets for tonight's show.

- Sorry, - said the box office attendant.

- There are no seats left. We have only two standing rooms left.

- Well, I'll be hog tied! Only two left in standing room! - said the farm boy.

- Are they together?