Bear Negotiation

Did you hear about the bear hunter?

Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began to speak to him!

- Isn't it better to talk than to shoot? What do you want? Let's negotiate the matter - said the bear.

Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second, and then replied:

- I want a fur coat.