Politician's Night Out

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table.

- Thanks - she said.

- But I only charge $20.

- Twenty bucks for the entire night? - the amazed MP replied.

- You can't make a living on that.

- Oh, don't worry - the whore replied.

- I do a little blackmail on the side!