Three Policemen at the Gate

St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up.

- Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?

- I was a policeman - he responded.

- What kind of policeman? - St Peter asked.

- I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids.

- Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates.

A few moments later a second man walks up.

- Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?

- I was a policeman - he responded.

- What kind of policeman? - St Peter asked.

- I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers.

- Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise.

A few moments later a third man walks up.

- Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?

- I was a policeman - he responded.

- What kind of policeman? - St Peter asked.

- I was a Military Policeman, Sir.

- Excellent my son, I have to leave for a bit, watch the gate will you?