Finnegan Meets Saint Peter

Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.

- This reminds me of Finnegan - remarked one.

- What about Finnegan? - inquired the other.

- 'Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St. Peter, he said:

- It's a fine job you've had here for a long time.

- Well, Finnegan - said St. Peter - here we count a million years as a minute and a million dollars as a cent.

- Ah! - said Finnegan - I'm needing cash. Lend me a cent.

- Sure - said St. Peter - just wait a minute.